Unless you’re in a nudist colony – and if that’s the case, I have sooo many questions – there are certain parts of your body where you don’t want the sun to shine. Sometimes your pants have other ideas, unfortunately.

Now, I understand that in some ways, ripping your pants is purposeful because it can help you look cool. However, I’ve put on pants and accidentally slipped my toes through a knee-hole enough times to know that the bigger the hole, the uncooler the look. (Side note: please add “uncooler” to the dictionary.)

And the same goes for a seam-split near your rear-end. No one is asking for a warm summer breeze on their tushy, and that embarrassing feeling is the absolute uncoolest.

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